Tawny Kitaen grades other “girls on the hood”

A recent article available here features Tawny and her daughter, Wynter, rating the performances of various girls on car hoods. First up was Paris Hilton and her infamous Carl’s Junior advertisement:

Tawny and Wynter gave Paris a “C grade.”

As Tawny put it, “We loved the bathing suit; the foam was a bit much. I mean, look at Angelina Jolie. She could get me to eat 10 hamburgers just by asking me to.” Wynter followed by saying “It’s a little too gratuitous.”

Up next for consideration was Jessica Simpson’s rendition of “These Boots (are Made for Walkin’).” This song and video were made to accompany the release of “The Dukes of Hazzard.

Tawny and Wynter gave this video a (barely) passing grade: D+

In reference to Jessica SImpson, Tawny Kitaen said the she felt “embarrassed for her” in this video and she didn’t understand what the car part had to do with the rest of the video. “What the hell was that for. That makes no sense.”

Wynter Finley also hated the video. She noted that Jessica was “trying too hard.”

Last, but not least, they watched Lindsey Lohan’s “First” video.

Tawny seemed to like Lindsay Lohan, giving her an “A” for this music video. She commented both her and Wynter “liked Lindsay a lot. She’s never looked better. I thought she was very sexy without pushing it at all. This has completely changed my outlook on her. I’m shocked.”

So there you have it. Maybe Tawny saw something in common with Lindsay. Perhaps because they are both redheads? Or maybe because they have had similar legal issues?